YOU STUPID, STUPID GIRL!!!
Moz brings you up from the depths of whatever fly-over state you’re from and gives you the opportunity, nay, PRIVELEGE of opening for him and getting heckled every night by audiences all over the world…….and you repay him with some crude perverted comment, making him look bad in front of a huge audience and some of his family? wrong wrong wrong.
bbgurl, he LET you sit on his SHOULDERS. and you’re a female! what the HELL. and you say THAT?!!? I spent around 800 bucks or so in 2007 to be in the same vicinity as him 9 times and the best i got from him was a mocking wave and a piercing gaze into my soul i mean eyes; i don’t think i’ve ever said one negative word about him in the presence of anybody, except that he has terrible taste in opening bands aka OF ALL THE BOOGERS IN THE WORLD, HE PICKED YOU. and to say something horrible TO him? HOW?!
okay, granted, if i ever got the chance to speak to Morrissey it would come out something like “hiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaahhh bluuhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh umm guhhh …. ohmygod” and then he’d make his Disgusted Moz face at me and shoo me away with a single wave of his great hand, but still i think my extended vowel sounds would be more favorable to him than your slanderous words, kristeen.
listen, i know you got tired of being hated on every night, but well..you shouldn’t make such crap music then. and in our defense, we were all pretty patient with your relentless atonal-screeching-set-to-3-notes-on-the-piano routine. we could’ve turned much nastier. yes, at the hollywood bowl i spent your set listening to my ipod and reading my Vogue. and i got my highest score in Tetris on my cell phone during your set at one of the Palladium concerts. sorry for that but not really.
So i guess this is goodbye for us, Kristeen Young. Moz brought the smack down and you’ve been banished from the tour and that coveted spot on his shoulders. I saw you 9 times more than I would’ve liked to and I guess we’ll never make it to 10
this is where i would put a Smiths or Morrissey lyric with a “good riddance” theme but I can’t think of one at the moment
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