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yeah right :: the 20 hottest guys in music

New Musical Failexpress unvailed their list of the “20 hottest men in music” fucking lol and of course like 1% are actually attractive – but let’s see what we got here:

Alex Turner (face is an oval circle)
Mark Ronson
Brandon Flowers
CARL BARAT*
Dom Howard
Jonny Greenwood
Matt Bellamy
Pete Doherty
Nick Hodgson*
Miles Kane (face is an oval cirlce)
Nick Valensi
Julian Casablancas
Keith Murray*
Jamie Cook

Guy Berryman
Ricky Wilson (wtf)
Andrew VanWyndgarden*
Noel Fielding
Jack White
Jared Followill (smug)
*actually attractive
(witty commentary)
And finally, for your time and the lack of actually attractive men – I give you Pete Doherty and his twin brother.

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  • Anonymous

    you are not hot

  • Robyn

    BFLO IS ATTRACTIVE, OK?!

  • Marilyn Roxie

    Aw, what’s wrong with oval-shaped faces, eh? ;_____; Well, at least there’s Carl.

  • Samantha

    yeah. i agree with robyn. b flo. yum yum. a tool perhaps. but a yummy tool. and OK i THINK we can take Brianna’s analysis with a grain of salt as the men she hold up as the epitome of attractiveness is…um….questionable at best *cough* murph from the wombats *cough* jackie from 1990s *cough* *cough*

  • Collie Tsunami

    nick valensi = gorgeous

  • Sung

    i can’t argue the merits of oval faces but how about some equal time for the ladies? this list is purely objective since the camera never lies (ok, i’ve never shot beyonce but whatever):

    Lou Hayter
    Rose Dougall
    Sophie Sleigh-Johnson
    Karen O
    Aristazabal Hawkes
    Beyonce Knowles
    Sharin Foo
    Natalia Yanchak
    Liela Moss
    Tracyanne Campbell
    Juanita Stein
    Zooey Deschanel
    Kristin Gundred
    Ellen Campesinos

  • Anonymous

    Ahem, Ricky Wilson is hot. I don’t see why “(wtf)” was put there for?! Fair enought in 2007 he let himself go a bit, but he’s back again, hotter than ever! And Nick Hodgson isn’t to bad himself. Can you tell I’m a Chiefs fan? :-P